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CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID

(Source: nicolebenter.com)

-annoying:

thanks for the memeories by troll out boy

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

sneeply:

thegreat-repetition:

If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.

this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal

sani-a:

why can’t my fat leave me everything else does

(Source: luvvd)

sodamnrelatable:

when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you

(Source: supraman38)